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2007-02-08T06:45:00.000-08:00

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol

You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

What Kristoffer Means

K is for Kind
R is for Relaxed
I is for Impassioned
S is for Stunning
T is for Tame
O is for Openhearted
F is for Flirty
F is for Furry
E is for Easy
R is for Revolutionary

What Does Your Name Mean?

Your Preppy Name Is...

Whittier Elbridge Duval the SixthBut most people know you as Van

What's" Your Preppy Name?

Your SAT Score of 1180 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern

You Scored Lower Than George W. Bush

You Scored Lower Than Al Gore

You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny

You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman

You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the 120-130 range
Equivalent ACT score: 26
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score: Virginia TechTexas A&M University - College StationUniversity of ConnecticutUniversity of Colorado, BoulderFlorida State University

What Does Your SAT Score Mean?

How Much do you Think you know?

2006-11-28T16:32:00.000-08:00

xHere's a Quiz for You on QuizYourFriends.com
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=061128155613-417285&

Confession, or Guilty as Charged

2006-11-15T10:52:00.000-08:00

I am now an official eaves-dropper. I was trying to catch two winks in the college hall, and it wasnt working, but i had my eyes closed and was reclining against a wall, and some kids walked over and sat down beside me.

two guys and two girls, two guys know one of the girls, but dont know the other one. They start out talking about a class, then move on to running, then move on to classification (fish, sophmore, ect.). Que aquward silence, the "Watcha think about this weather?" ( it is an exceptionally windy day here in My Town.).

Then I get this neck twinge. Where the electrical pain shoots down your neck and archaic curses from the dark ages are flashed into your frontal lobes. It hurt. So I grimiced. Then one of the girls laughed and said "I wonder what he is dreaming about". one of they guys responded, I do that in my sleep. It could be anything. Sometimes before my dad leaves for work at 5 in the morning he comes into my room "(where guy #2 says"If my dad did that I would yell at him)"and has conversations with me. I never wake up, but we talk."

At which point i wish when my dad comes into my room at 2 in the morning i would talk and never wake up, causing me to smile. Then the girl says "Look, now he is smiling". So then I open my eyes, and join their conversation.

IT was very satisfying listening to people comment on me when they didnt think I could hear.
Maybe now I can kinda relate to the girls from BC.......
But an also satisfying part was the girl that kept talking about me was the better looking one......
Queen Lynn, We must start a support group.

Poem

2006-11-13T13:30:00.000-08:00

From We are Still Married by Garrison Keillor

My parents think I'm crazy,
My kids think I'm bourgeois,
My true love thinks I'm wonderful,
the handsomest she ever saw,
And who am I to dissagree
With one so sensible as she?

~Beat that Katie~!

2006-11-02T20:39:00.000-08:00

HowManyOfMe.com

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Artists

2006-10-16T12:23:00.000-07:00

I wish I was one. I can play the violin some. But I cant draw like Molly or Hannah. I cant sing like lydia or evan. Play guitar like Raz or Ryan. Write poetry like the bruces or evan.

So here is a link to some awsome stuff!

http://www.myspace.com/wanderingjones

Fear of friday the 13th

2006-10-13T07:52:00.000-07:00

Paraskavedekatriaphobia. Really. My pyschology prof. told us all about it. She has had students with it.

Try to say it three times fast! Or 13 times for that matter.........

Stars Relm

2006-10-12T19:57:00.000-07:00

When the sun goes down and the stars retake the darkened sky,
I must sit and think awhile of why this world should pass me by.
Am I insignificant? Am I worth the air I breathe?
Should I pass away and no one grieve?

That is my worry, and this is my plea,
that one day I should find a reason to breathe.

Hair

2006-10-09T12:36:00.000-07:00

Now I will reveal to the world my new look. I am growing out my hair. And now it is red. a reddish bronzish color. I am going for A. the ponytail from Master and Commander far side of the world, or B. Till parents say Enought! and lop it all off. But so far they like it.

I cant wait till Memphis, cuz then I will reveal to the world My New Look!

Our Song

2006-10-01T20:12:00.000-07:00

This summer, during the long hot nights spent awake and making beautiful music, we made one of raz's songs come to life. Thanks to Evan, Raz, Kris, Jacob, Tyler (for outstanding moral support). go to www.myspace.com/razshafer and listen to it!

My soundtrack

2006-09-30T21:53:00.000-07:00

Opening Credits

Standing Outside the Fire-Garth Brooks

We call them cool, those hearts that have no scars to show,
the ones that never do let go, an risk the tabels being turned

Growing Up Together
God Blessed Texas-Little Texas

Highschool
Numb-Linkin Park

Girl askes me to dance
I love Rock' n Roll- Joan Jett an the blackhearts

after the dance
Dancin in the Moonlight- Toploader

Asks Girl out
Help-Beatles

First Date
Fun, Fun, Fun- Beach Boys

Turns Down Second
Learn To be Lonely- Andrew Lloyd Webber, Phantom of the opera credits

Happenchance Meeting (at a wedding)
My heart is lost to you- Brooks and Dunn

Together-
I love a rainy Night--Eddie Rabbit

Proposal
All I ask of You-Andrew Llyod Webber

Wedding
Daddy'sMoney- Ricochet

Honeymoon
I'm a Believer-Smash Mouth

Credits: Only Hope-Switchfoot
All you need is Love-The Beatles

An Educational Film

2006-09-24T15:30:00.000-07:00

Here in Texas, I have two questions at the moment. One for My male and female friends, and one for my female friends.

First, the male's question, because it is shorter. Would yall agree that An Ideal Husband is an Educational film?

For the ladies, Describe an Ideal husband. Under 2000 words, and cannot say Kris Shafer, Evan Ritchie, or Grahm Pritchett, without really good explinations.

Its so easy!

2006-09-23T20:10:00.000-07:00

Today after hearing the old song "Its so easy to fall in love", I was prompted to ponder precariously if it is easier to fall in love or fall out of love.

For me, I would take time to reach the place where I trusted, respected, and cared enought about a girl to really love her. But does it take that same ammount of time for the "love" to die?

Your thoughts, right after this profit center update!

Newly released, one of the best movies of 2006, Flyboys is a heart rending story that EVERYONE must see!

My perfect girl

2006-09-02T22:00:00.000-07:00

There is a girl, who all the readers of this blog have read about, and have seen her character portrayed in a movie. She is THE perfect girl for me. My reading of this book and watching of this movie have made me realize that I would do OH SO manythings just to get her attention.

Virtual hugs and real M&Ms if you can figure out who this character is!

My brothers

2006-08-19T21:41:00.000-07:00

Lonely tired abandonment, summer gone, not well spent,
Days spent angry, days gone by, "These days are gone" My mournful cry,
Why do we value days gone by more than the moment passing by?

Angry words regretted now, pain not the cause, but rather that they,
were Not words of kindness, Not words of joy, not peals of laughter to remember us by.

Haunted now by evil, trecherous days of My past,
Days we have shared,
Such a transgressor, dear God forgive me,
That I should have ever angered my brother.

This is my hope, my wonder, their love,
That time will be shared for years to come,
Forgivness ever flowing will be theirs and mine,
Because the love of a brother is not ruled by time.

College Life has been begun.

2006-08-01T21:31:00.000-07:00

Now I have begun college. It is now offical. I have been accepted, I have been through orientation, and I have registered for classes. Now i just have to wait with serendipity and hope that I do not die between now and when school starts, cuz when school starts, I am going to be the coolest guy on campus. I will be the best in my classes. I will do nothing but study. Why? Because my parents told me so. My parents told me so. My parents told me so.

Or.......

I will get 91.1 or higher on all tests, quizes, and other class *Recommended assignments*. (Also known as homework).

Someone said I created an monster. I created a sonterm *now defined as someone who must make themselfes happy with their apperence by dying their hair*.

this is very serendipitious. Because I think that All girls should dye their hair another color. LIke not a natural hair color, at least once in their life.

Bout Nothing!

2006-07-14T14:51:00.000-07:00

After watchin it this afternoon I have my favorite quotes.

On a girl worth marrying " Rich she shall be for certain, wise or Ill none, virtuous or Ill never cheapen her, fair or Ill never look upon her, mild or come not near me, of good discourse an excellent musician, and her hair........shall be of what color it please God!"

reasons for getting married "The world must be peopled!!!"

You know the saying Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned??? Try this on for size "I would eat his heart in the marketplace"

"And masters, do not forget to specify when time and place shall serve that I am an ass."

"And if marry meeting may be wished, God prohibit it!"

"I was not born under a rhyming planet, nor I cannot woo in festival terms"

and finally, "Serve God, Love me, and mend".

Spent the past week at Grandparents, went rock climbing, to the zoo, to a stage musical production of the lion king. Very nice week. Saw POTC2 and Devil wears prada too.

Boot Camp, vollyball, and Grandparents.

2006-07-11T08:10:00.001-07:00

After a very enjoyable boot camp, we went to this little party thingy with this girl who likes big words, and then we came down to houston to spend 5 days with grandparents. Off to eat breakfast, will post more later!

Boot Camp, vollyball, and Grandparents.

2006-07-11T08:10:00.000-07:00

Harmony Hill #1

2006-06-28T15:51:00.000-07:00

these are the first of 3(?) posts.
Enjoy!!!

I am .......

2006-06-21T21:28:00.000-07:00

You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes
Which of the X-Men Are You?

2006-05-15T11:41:00.000-07:00

You are a
Social Conservative
(38% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(75% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Republican

Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

A Night with the Stars

2006-05-12T09:29:00.000-07:00

These are from the Formal in Wichita Falls that Gabbie and I went to.

In the first darker picture she is trying to "Walk like an Egyptian", and in the second dark picture I am "Twisting". Ask Gabbie. She will be more than happy to explain.

My new Hero!!!!!

2006-05-11T22:02:00.000-07:00

After tonight, I am highly motivated to get ripped. In shape. Put Arnold to SHAME ripped. Like Vin Diesel, but without the steroids.

And this is partially due to seeing "Stick It". Oh, how I wish that I had "Stuck It" and stayed in gymnastics!!!!!

My new hero is Missy Peregrym!!!!!!!

Out on a limb.....

2006-05-03T19:22:00.000-07:00

I am going to step out on a limb and say my favorite book.

Kim by R. Kipling.

This seems strange, I know, but its not really that wierd. Its a book about a British boy who grows up in India and joins the British Secret Service.

The Next Voice You Hear

2006-04-27T07:33:00.000-07:00

This album by Jackson Browne is really sweet. not quite groovy, but really sweet. Easy listening, calming, and thought provoking. Take for instance the song "The Rebel Jesus".

2006-04-25T08:01:00.000-07:00

Dvorak In Iowa

Fear of loss. Dread of poverty.
Apprehension before a journey.
These impressions vanished into melodies
that dropped like rain into deep puddles
creating codas of concentric rings.
All the children, his wife and her sister
boarded in New York, skirts rustling
voices chattering with excitement.
The rails sang as the train spanned
the expanse of Iowa and crossed it like a pioneer.

Here the farmers were miles apart.
It was a land of monumental thunderstorms.
He closed the shutters of the rented cottage
lit the lamps in the middle of the day
and played mournful chords on the piano to drown
the deep bellowing of the active sky.

Dread of fire and thieves dispersed while he walked
along the shore of the Turkey River.
The wind hissed through the grass.
Birdsongs percolated at random moments.
These were the sounds the earth produced
as it spread itself broadly to the warmth of summer
not recoiling from the footsteps of men
who worshipped a Christian God.

He walked in the street
spoke to the people as a Czech
saw the sun as if for the first time
the only sun that both the Indian and white man knew
and he felt the heat that caused the world to grow
stretch itself thickly in the village.

There was a language of voices and of music
in this place far from the babble of Prague
and the accolades of New York's finest citizens.
It was like the silence of a church
where the shadows between the pillars and the pews
spoke of boundless things.
A white church in a green plain
with a steeple like a teepee
that caused the spirit to soar.

Big Moon, a Kickapoo chief
spoke with a soft gutteral tongue.
His english words were graceful with resonance
a deep toned sound as if singing
from the bottom of a well.
His kingly dress was bright.
Colored feathers marked his rank.
In the town square he and his family
intoned a native melody that struck the heart like wind.
They sang of corn that grew in sacred places.

Where does the music come from?
Big Moon asks. It comes from God
is Antonin's reply. The Indian nods his head
like a mountain moving up and down
and surrounds himself with smoke
from the feathered calumnet
clamped between his teeth.

2006-04-20T08:08:00.000-07:00

I met a traveler from an antique landWho said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,And on the pedestal these words appear:"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"Nothing beside remains. Round the decayOf that colossal wreck, boundless and bareThe lone and level sands stretch far away.

2006-04-19T14:07:00.000-07:00

I am back. I am now leaving again. This blog might, by some chance, accidentally have a post or two, but it is mainly for leaving innocenly innocent comments on friends blogs.